Welcome to the Castle Tarsis! My name is Ice, and I'll be your guide as we tour the dungeons beneath the castle. Ready? Let's rock!
	This is the upstairs part of the castle, the part everybody sees.  Not much going on here... oh, it's nice enough, but like any self-respecting pervert, it maintains appearances while the really twisted stuff happens down below the surface, where most people don't see it. C'mon, I'll show you what I mean.
	Down here in the dungeon, that's where all the wild shit happens. Are you sure you're ready for this? Now's the time to bail if you aren't sure. Still with me? Okay, then, going down! Next stop, Depravity!