Here it is! The blackest, most demented pit of perversity of them all! This is where it all comes from! This is the studio of Brian Tarsis, world-reknowned deviate and artist of the unacceptable. He assures me that all B&D artists live in castles and have lots of dungeons full of slavegirls, so this is all perfectly normal.

So that's it! I have to go now... Mr. Tarsis promised me that if I gave you the tour, he'd take me to his private chamber and show me where he really gets his inspiration... I can hardly wait!